mute/unmute

Please unmute your self!
We can’t hear you.
Speak up.

Can you hear me?
Can you hear me now?
I’m speaking but the connection is bad.

Try leaving and coming back.
The problem is on your end, not mine.
I can hear you but can you hear me?

Unmute yourself!
No, no – too much background noise.
There’s a lag. There’s an echo.
Mute yourself.

Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking.
But I’m not going to stop until interrupted.
The mic is mine but you can scribble something in the chat
and maybe it’ll be read
if there’s time.

Nevermind! Time’s up.
The host has ended this meeting.
Maybe next time you’ll be heard.