Though he bought her better butter,
her batterer was bitter.
She said, “Maybe if I’m better,
then my batterer won’t be bitter.
If my batterer feels better
then maybe he won’t batter.”
So she made her batterer
feel better but still he chose to batter.
Battered, she was bitter and just
wanted to be better
so she bought a bat and beat him dead
and her batterer could not beat her.
So, even if a bit of better butter would
have tasted better,
it was better to be free than live
better battered.